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Greg Gumbel: dobrodošao nazad
    U San Diego, svi,

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Stranica od
    Super bowl xxxii,

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Osvojio Denver Broncos
            31-24.

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Terrell Davis,
    Najvrednije--

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Trčite za svoje živote!

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Velike žene su ljute!

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Spasite se
Dok još ima vremena!

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Sigurnost!
                Treba mi sigurnost!

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Ne! Pokušavam
    Da te upozorim!

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Već su ovdje!

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Spremni su
    Da preuzmem!

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Dick, pripovijeda:
    Kako se to dogodilo?
    Počelo je tako nevino.

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Bio je to dan
Kao i svaki drugi.

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Još se mogu sjetiti.

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Predavao sam
    Čas iz fizike.

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dnevnik visokog komandanta,

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12. januara,
    Zemlja Zemlje 1998.

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Postoje
    Neki novi studenti

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U mom razredu danas.

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Obično ne radim
    Dozvoli studentima

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Da se pridružim mom razredu
    Sredinom semestra,

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Ali napravio sam izuzetak
        Ovaj put

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Zato što su ušli
        I sjeo.

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Keplerov treći zakon
    Države šta? Klasa?

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Telo u pokretu
            Sklon je...

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Ostanite u pokretu.

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Ne, ne. Buba, tražim
Za planetarni zakon.

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Da, planete,
        znaš,

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Nebeska tela?

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Keplerov treći zakon.
            Bilo ko.

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Kvadrat od
Period orbite planete

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Je proporcionalan
Na kocku
Njegova prosečna udaljenost

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Od sunca.

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To-to-to je
            Vrlo dobro, uh...

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Gabriella.

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Gabriella.

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[zvono zvoni]

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Dakle, uh, želiš
        Orbita oko moje planete?

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Znaš na šta mislim?

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Da, imam, i...

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Da, ja bih.

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Ti bi?

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Jeste li sigurni
        Znaš na šta mislim?

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Apsolutno.

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Ohhhh!

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Dr. Solomon?

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Gabriella, bilo je
            Zadovoljstvo je imati
            Ti u razredu.

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Ne znam mnogo
o nauci,

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Ali jesi
Tako dobar učitelj.

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Oh, naravno.
            To je ono što ja radim.

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Zdravo. Ko je
            Ispod sušilice?

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Fast Eddie's
Popravka aparata.

53
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Budite sigurni da ste
Uzmite garanciju.

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Ok.

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Dakle, uh, Eddie,

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Hoćeš sok
        Ili nešto?

57
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Znate, moglo bi
        Nemojte biti previše hladni.

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Mislim da ima
        Nešto nije u redu
Sa frižiderom.

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Ti nisi Eddie.

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Ne. Eddie
Dao mi je radnju.

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Zašto?

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Zato što sam to tražio.

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Razumno.

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pa, uh...

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Da li bi
                Kao soda?

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Hvala.

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Volim kada
Muškarci mi daju stvari.

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I ja.

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Ponekad brijač
            Daje mi lizalicu.

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Jeste li otišli
Danas kod frizera?

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br.

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jesi li?

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Da.

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Dick: dnevnik visokog komandanta,
        14. januara.

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iz nekog razloga,
    Ljudi iz Rutherforda, Ohajo,

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Najbolje ste raspoloženi
        Ja sam ikad vidio.

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sto se mene tice,

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upoznajem
    Gabriella bolje.

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Dick, zar ga nisi našao
Samo malo čudno

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To je žena
To predivno
Sviđaš se?

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Ne bi
        Mislim da je bilo čudno
        Da sam Mik Džeger.

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Da, ali kod Micka Jaggera
Nije mali grad
Profesor koledža.

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Tačno. Pa ipak
            I dalje ima žene.

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sljedeći put,
            Pokušajte da razmislite ranije
            Otvorite usta.

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kurac, sali,

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Voleo bih te
        Da upoznam Chloe.

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Dik: zdravo.

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Zdravo.

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Ja sam izuzetno
prelijepo,

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A ja sam Tommyjev
Nova devojka.

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Čekaj. Je li to istina, Tommy?

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Da.

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I da.

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Takva žena
Ne bi trebalo
Biti dostupan

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Za srednjoškolca.

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Zato smo ga i uhvatili
 Pretplata na<I>playboy.</I>

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A sada mi
                Može otkazati.

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Ba-bam!

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Pa šta si ti
Hoćeš li to učiniti?

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da vidimo.
            Oh, znam.

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Uživaj dovraga
            Van toga.

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kakav si bio,
            Poručniče.

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pa...

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kako stoje stvari?

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Ah, isto staro,
        Isto staro.

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ti?

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Ne mogu se žaliti.

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Da!
                    Da!

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Dick: dnevnik visokog komandanta,
        15. januara.

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Gabrijela mi je dala
        Njena fotografija.

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Pokušavam da utvrdim
        Koji ugao

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Biće najvidljivije
Za dr. Olbrajt da joj se najbolje ruga

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Za imati
    Raskinuo sa mnom.

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Mislim da bi trebalo
Samo okreni razred

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U seminar.

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Šta je to, kažeš?
    Koja je ovo slika?

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sta?

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Pa, ako jesi
        Biće tako radoznalo,

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Reći ću ti.

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Desilo se da je...

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Dr. Olbright!
            Dr. Olbright, pogledajte!

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šta je to?

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Tickets to
                Super bowl!

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Gdje su ovi
Došli ste?

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Frank leggett,
                Klasa '94.

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Oh, moj bože.

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Njegov tim igra
U super zdjeli.

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Eeeee!

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Zašto bi te poslao
        Karte?

130
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Oh, uh, Frank je imao
Mala nevolja

131
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Održavanje njegovog
Akademska podobnost.

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Samo sam mu dao malo
Pomoć i vodstvo.

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„Vaši časovi
            Bilo je tako lako.

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Hvala ti za
Pustite me na obalu."

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Bio je
Briljantan student.

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Lako je spelovao
        Sa "Z."

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Oh, koga briga?!

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Imam 2 karte
Za super zdjelu!

139
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Pa, uh, ko si ti
            Hoćeš li uzeti?

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Oh.

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Ohh, um...

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Oh, žao mi je.
Poznajem Ninu duže.

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Whoo!

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San diego,
                    Evo me!

145
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Whoo!

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Video kaseta za mascha.

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Uzmi 8.

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ko je tvoj tata?

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Ti si moj mali
    Schmoo-schmoo.

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Šta dođavola
                Da li radiš?

151
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Oh, uh, pravim traku
For mascha.

152
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U slučaju
Treba joj popravka za Harryja

153
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U sredini
Od noći.

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To je tako slatko.

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Sally, vidi.

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Šampanjac i kavijar
Za gabrijelu.

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Šta je kavijar?

158
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Ruska riblja jaja.

159
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Veoma skupo.

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Da, znam.

161
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Ti i Tommy
        Potrošili ste bogatstvo
        Na ovim ženama.

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Vidi, 700 dolara za ogrlicu,
        400 dolara za minđuše.

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Momci, pogledajte šta
            Kupio sam za Chloe.

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Koliko je to koštalo?

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$50.

166
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50 dolara?

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Mjesec dana za
            Sledećih 16 godina.

168
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Jednu sekundu.
    Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj.

169
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Može li neko
    Molim te objasni mi

170
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Zašto Rutherford, Ohajo,

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Odjednom se preplavljuje
    Sa prelepim ženama

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Samo umirem
    Da izlazite sa gubitnicima?

173
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Pa, kladim se
        Ima nešto da radi

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Sa<I> el niñom.</I>

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Zdravo, don.

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Da. Zdravo, Sally.

177
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Rekao sam, "Zdravo, don."

178
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Da, čuo sam te.

179
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Mogu li te častiti kafom?

180
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Sačekaj malo.
        Čekaj. Šta te čini
        Misliš da me možeš imati?

181
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Pogledaj okolo.
Vremena su se promenila.

182
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Ja ću
            Ženski toalet.

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Bilo koga briga
Da mi se pridružiš?

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Naivčina?
    To je to?

185
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Pokušavam. On je
        Ne odgovara ispravno.

186
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Pa, potrudi se više.

187
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dame,

188
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Nećemo mirovati
    Dok ne postignemo
    Potpuna svjetska dominacija.

189
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Izvinite, ali
šta si rekao...

190
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Sally: kurac!

191
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Ja sam gore.
    Oh, ja sam blesav.

192
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Tražio sam
            Svuda za tebe.

193
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Nisi
            U školi ili--
            Oh, zdravo.

194
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Zašto tvoja žena
Uvek nam smeta?

195
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Ne, ja nisam njegova žena.
Ja sam njegova sestra, i,
        uh, upravo sada,

196
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Zaista moramo imati
        Mali brat/sestra
        Chat.

197
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Sally, bilo šta
                Moraš reći
                Za mene

198
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Možeš reći
                Ispred
                Gabriella.

199
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ok, hm...

200
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Znaš to
        Supozitorije za hemoroide
        Uvijek kupuješ--

201
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u redu,
    U kuhinji!
    U kuhinji!

202
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odmah se vraćam,
    Moj savršeno simetričan
    Mala pahuljica.

203
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Mmm...
[govori ruski]

204
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Sally: kurac!

205
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Požurite!
            Nedostaje mi moja gabi.

206
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Mislim da sam konačno shvatio
Van šta se dešava.

207
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Ove žene jesu
Dio nekog čudnog,
Organizirani coven.

208
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,334
Njihov cilj je
Da dominiraju svetom.

209
00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:04,803
Čuo sam ih, kurac.
Oni su opasni.

210
00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:07,738
Misliš da mi kažeš
        Taj sibirski sibirac
        Seks mače unutra

211
00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,074
Zaista me ne voli?

212
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,508
br.

213
00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:12,544
Ali koristi samo mene
        U zavjeri da dominira
        Ceo svet?

214
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Da!

215
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,613
Ha ha ha ha ha!

216
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,616
To je
Najsmješniji
        Nešto što sam ikada čuo.

217
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,418
Ona je moja devojka.

218
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,653
Gabriella: kurac!

219
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[govori ruski]

220
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Pa, valjda
Na meni je da dobijem
Do dna ovoga.

221
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I ako moram da razbijem
Dickova fantazija i ostavi ga
Brbljivi idiot,

222
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Onda sve bolje.

223
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To...

224
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I to.

225
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Ooh!

226
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I ovo.

227
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Probaću ga.

228
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:50,815
Ooh, pomoći ću.

229
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,917
ne, ne znaš,
Loš dečko.

230
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:56,787
Zašto ne odeš uzeti
Marketinško istraživanje
Ili nešto?

231
00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:58,222
sta?

232
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,357
Želite li uzeti
    Marketinško istraživanje?

233
00:11:00,359 --> 00:11:01,492
Ok.

234
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,564
Izvinite. Ne mogu
Izgleda da sam pronašao svoju veličinu.

235
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:07,565
A to bi bilo?

236
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:08,766
An 8.

237
00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:10,368
Imate 2s i 4s

238
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,271
I par nula.

239
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,874
Pa, žao mi je, gospođice,
        Ali mi zapravo ne znamo
        Nosite plus veličine.

240
00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:20,611
Od kada je 8
Postati plus size?

241
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,113
U odeći
            posao,

242
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,282
Moramo se pobrinuti
            Na zahtjeve
            Od kupca.

243
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,284
Kupovao sam ovde
dugo vremena,

244
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,319
I zahtevam uslugu.

245
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:32,089
znaš, dušo,
        Zaista je neprivlačan
Kada teška cura viče.

246
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,294
Dakle, hoćete li
            Kupiti ovaj proizvod?

247
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,963
U trenu.

248
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,931
Koliko
            Da li biste platili
            Za ovaj proizvod?

249
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:43,968
Šta god to
    Lijepe dame kažu.

250
00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:45,670
Dakle, hoćete li
            Odustani od svega
            To ti je drago

251
00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:48,539
I posvetite svoje
            Život do dobijanja
            Ovaj proizvod?

252
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,841
Naravno.

253
00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,176
Šta je
                Ovaj proizvod?

254
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,211
Nemam pojma.

255
00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:00,885
šta vidiš
Kad me pogledaš?

256
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,888
Ooh, vidim nekoga
ko je sladak,

257
00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,723
zabavno biti sa,

258
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,625
Možda malo
            Nesigurno, ali...

259
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,795
Sviđa mi se to
                    O tebi.

260
00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:14,198
Ne mislite valjda
ja sam lijepa?

261
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,434
pa,
            Naravno, sladak si,

262
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,835
Čak i sa krticom.

263
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:24,575
Pa, onda, zar ne
Hoćeš li mi dati nešto?

264
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,444
Oh, naravno da znam.

265
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:29,347
Želim da ti dam
        Planine
        I rijeka

266
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,848
I drveće.

267
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:34,018
Pa, valjda
Samo sam se nadao
Nešto više kao...

268
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,253
Ekstremno
Skupi nakit.

269
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,755
Hmm?

270
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,256
Ok.

271
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:42,393
Čuvao sam ovo
        Za iznenađenje, ali...

272
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,731
Uzeo sam berberina
        Malo odozgo.

273
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,666
Samo za tebe.

274
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:56,140
Ponekad osećam
Kao takav neuspjeh.

275
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,042
Ooh, zašto?

276
00:12:58,044 --> 00:13:01,045
Harry, moram
Da ti kažem nešto.

277
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,180
Nisam
Odavde.

278
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:09,053
Ja nisam iz
            I ovde negde.

279
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:11,322
Nisam
Kao i druge žene.

280
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:14,492
Nisam kao
                Drugi momci.

281
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,127
Ne mogu vam reći zašto.

282
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,897
Ne mogu ti reći
                Zašto.

283
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,932
Imamo toliko toga
Zajedničko.

284
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,701
Imamo.

285
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,647
Sally, pripovijeda:
Poručnikov dnevnik.

286
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,649
Da, i ja imam jednu.

287
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:42,786
Kafić je loš
    Sa ovim dugonogim grabežljivcima.

288
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:45,089
Moram doći do dna
    Od ovoga po svaku cijenu.

289
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,612
Pripremite se za kontakt

290
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,681
Sa prell.

291
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,749
[statički]

292
00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,685
[tuning]

293
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:19,357
Dame, došli smo
        Daleko od Venere.

294
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,525
Voleo bih
        Da vas sve pohvalim

295
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:24,294
Na tvom trudu
        I posvećenost...

296
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:27,131
U štiklama, mogao bih da dodam.

297
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,334
Zašto si izabrao
Rutherford, Ohajo?

298
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,567
Mmm.

299
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:33,737
Jer jeste
        Tako divno prosečan,

300
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:36,340
Petrijeva zdjelica
Od svakodnevnog.

301
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,742
Radi eksperiment
        Dobro?

302
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:43,080
Svaki muškarac testiran
            100% postignuto
            Skala slabosti.

303
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,615
Odlično!

304
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:49,220
Sada je vrijeme za nas
        Da se krene ka zapadu
        Naša krajnja destinacija:

305
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,088
Područje 32.

306
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,590
[ispiranje toaleta]

307
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:54,725
Pretražite štandove!

308
00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:02,065
Izvinite. ja samo, uh,
    Moram da operem ruke.

309
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,233
Zašto si bio
        Kriješ li se tamo?

310
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,234
Nisam se krio.

311
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,270
Zašto onda nisu
            Jesu li vam stopala vidljiva?

312
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:09,006
Ovo je lepo
Sramotno, ali...

313
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:13,410
Ponekad zaglavim stopala
naspram vrata tezge,

314
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,179
Znate, za polugu.

315
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:20,918
Nisam jeo
Dosta žitarica u poslednje vreme
Dakle, bilo je waaaa!

316
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:21,919
Lažeš.

317
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,287
Da, lažem.

318
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,922
To je zato
Želim da ti se pridružim.

319
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:25,923
Pridružite nam se?

320
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,424
Hmm.

321
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:30,093
Jeste
                Ima ispucale vrhove.

322
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,630
Ne. Ona je dovoljno visoka,

323
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,698
Ona ima
        Struktura kostiju.

324
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,867
Možda je možemo iskoristiti,

325
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:41,439
Odnosno, ako može
        Izdrži našu preobrazbu.

326
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:46,944
[svira balalajka]

327
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,013
[pjeva na ruskom]

328
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,601
♪ la la la la la ♪

329
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,103
♪ la la la la la ♪

330
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,604
♪ la la la la la ♪

331
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,605
♪ la la la la la ♪

332
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:15,773
Rrrrrrrrrrr!

333
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,108
Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!

334
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,442
♪ la la la la la ♪

335
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:19,476
♪ la la la la la la-- ♪

336
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,813
Hm, samo treba da dobijem
Nešto iz moje sobe.

337
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,815
Smeta li ti da idem sam?

338
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,817
Nikako.
    Odlično.

339
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,420
Ooh, mascha!

340
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,821
Zdravo, Harry.

341
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,324
Nisam došao
                Da te vidim.

342
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,692
Došao sam da uzmem
                Tvoja sestra...
                Kupovina.

343
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:36,793
Mmm.

344
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:39,062
Vidi, znam
Kako voliš stvari.

345
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,731
I tako, hm...

346
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,467
Napravio sam ti nešto.

347
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,571
nije pravo zlato,
Makaroni.

348
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:50,174
Naslikao sam ga sprejom.

349
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:54,912
Ovo je apsolutno
            Nema tržišne vrijednosti.

350
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,514
A ipak...

351
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,148
Dirnut sam.

352
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,852
I ti si
            Zaista jeftino

353
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,521
Ili zaista duboko.

354
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,425
Voleo bih da razmislim
Da sam oboje.

355
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:11,662
ne znam zašto,
        Ali želim da ti dam
        Nešto takođe.

356
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,031
Oh, ne,
Ne moraš.

357
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,941
moram da idem sada,
            Harry.

358
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:27,278
Zbogom.

359
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:36,887
ok, dame,
                Idemo!

360
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,221
Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj!
Zašto odlaziš?

361
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,323
Oh, izvini, kurac,

362
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:41,725
Ali imam posla
    Da se brinem.

363
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,126
Jao!

364
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,961
Sally, ne možeš ići.
        Morate nas natjerati
        Večera.

365
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,963
Uh, moraš kupiti
            Tvoju vlastitu večeru.

366
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,799
Um, evo
            Lista namirnica.

367
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,300
Veoma je važno
            Da ste ga pročitali

368
00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,636
Znaš šta
            Morate kupiti.
                    Idemo!

369
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:55,639
Čak i ako nisi gladan,
    to je dobro čitanje,
    Taj spisak namirnica.

370
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,641
čuo sam te,
            Miss pronunciation.

371
00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:00,745
Sally: spisak, kurac!
    Pročitajte listu!

372
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,946
Pa, hoćemo li
Ići u kupovinu?

373
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,882
Ne, ne.
    To je Sallyn posao.

374
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:08,752
Ne, mislim
    Najrazboritija stvar
    Za nas sada

375
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:12,957
je samo da, hm,
    Sedi ovde i čekaj
    Devojke da se vrate.

376
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:20,331
Dick: dnevnik visokog komandanta,
        18. januara.

377
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:24,836
kao skakavci,
        Došli su masovno
        Bez upozorenja.

378
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:28,706
Zatim, u oblaku
        Od sjajnog pudera
        I parfem...

379
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,475
[uzdahne]
                        [uzdahne]
[uzdahne]

380
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,709
Oni su otišli.

381
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,912
Hej, momci.

382
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,080
Samo sam se pitao
Da li neko od vas--

383
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,116
Ne, nismo videli
Kirsta okolo.

384
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,451
Hoćeš li
            Odmori?

385
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,619
Ne čuješ me
            Cviljenje i dalje
            O gabrijeli.

386
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,087
Samo 24 sata dnevno.

387
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:46,423
Mmm, molim te. Nije
Kao da si izgubio maschu.

388
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,758
mascha, mascha,
            Mascha.

389
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:48,925
Zašto bih trebao...

390
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:50,027
Hej, hej, hej!

391
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,765
Zašto ne stanemo
    Šalimo se?

392
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,333
Znali smo da ne može
    Traj zauvek.

393
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,335
Stvar
            Najviše žalim

394
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,904
Nisam uzeo
            Bilo koje slike
Gabriella i ja.

395
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,074
Sada ničiji
            Vjerovat ćeš mi

396
00:19:03,076 --> 00:19:05,576
Kad im kažem
            Spavao sam sa njom.

397
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,743
Nisi.

398
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:09,046
Vidite, jeste
                Već je počelo!

399
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,852
Kao što sam i sumnjao.
            Ona je zima.

400
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,688
Oh, ja uvek
    Mislio sam da sam pogledao
    Najbolje u toplijim tonovima.

401
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,190
Oh, pogrešio si.

402
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:23,227
Ima mješovitu kožu
I suva t-zona.

403
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:25,762
Moramo napraviti piling.

404
00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:28,064
Uh, uh, zar ne bismo mogli
    Samo me navlaži?

405
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,232
Da li želiš da budeš
            Jedan od nas ili ne?

406
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,334
Da, da!
Radi šta god želiš!

407
00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,336
Treba mi fido savijen.

408
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,473
2000?
    3000.

409
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,110
Sada otvori!

410
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:43,247
Uhh! Aaah!

411
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,852
Vau, vidi, Harry.

412
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,186
Maschin je kompakt.

413
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,254
Ooh, pusti me da zadržim.

414
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:56,760
Ooh, još mogu
        Osetite toplotu
        Njeni vitki prsti.

415
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:58,261
[statički]

416
00:19:58,263 --> 00:20:02,899
halo? Uđi, sassoon.
        Ovo je prell.

417
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,434
sta je to bilo?
                    Bila je zgodna.

418
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:05,936
[statički]

419
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,672
Prell: Hej, ko je to?

420
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,408
Oh, moj bože!

421
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,142
Da li shvatate
sta je ovo?

422
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:17,748
To je višefazna
    Mikro predajnik i
    Ružičasto rumenilo u jednom!

423
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,986
Ova planeta nema
Imajte tu tehnologiju.

424
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,489
Sveta kravo!
            Nismo bili samo
            Zabavljanje dugonogih babe.

425
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:29,660
Izlazili smo
    Dugonoge babe sa strane.

426
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,595
Oh, moj bože!

427
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,597
I sami smo vanzemaljci
I prevarili su nas!

428
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,165
Kakva šansa
Obični ljudi imaju?

429
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,133
Mi smo takvi idioti!
            Sally je pokušala
            Da nas upozori.

430
00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:38,134
Gdje je
Taj spisak za kupovinu?

431
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:39,536
Oh, vau!
    Čekaj malo! Čekaj.

432
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,372
Mislim da sam to stavio
    U smeću.

433
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,374
Oh, čekaj. Evo ga.

434
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,875
Oh, ne!

435
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,043
sta?

436
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,979
Ništa od namirnica
Mi smo na ovoj listi.

437
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:53,717
Ne, to je samo dugo,
Uključena poruka o Sally
Infiltriranje u njihovu grupu

438
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:54,885
I krećem u Kaliforniju.

439
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:56,120
Oh.
            Oh.

440
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:58,121
Ohh!
                        Ohh!
    Ohh!

441
00:20:58,123 --> 00:20:59,757
Ona je pitala
    za našu pomoć,

442
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,659
A mi nismo
    Tu za nju.

443
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,327
Oh, ko zna sta
    Sada joj rade.

444
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,829
Sjedili smo
        Na našim dufovima

445
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,331
Dok
        Ona je sama
        Pokušavam spasiti zemlju!

446
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:11,669
Zemlja. Možda i nije
        Najveća planeta
U galaksiji

447
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,270
Ili najokrugliji...

448
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,174
Ali sam se osvestio
    Zamislite to kao dom.

449
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,109
Hteo sam
                povuci se ovdje,

450
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,211
znaš,
                In boca.

451
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:25,382
Jadna mascha,
U njihovim kandžama.

452
00:21:25,384 --> 00:21:27,384
ona je jedna od njih,
            Ti idiote!

453
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,386
Moramo spasiti zemlju,
    I moramo spasiti Sally!

454
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:30,721
Idemo!

455
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,623
Čekaj!

456
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,259
Čekaj ako naletimo
        Jedan od onih lukavih,
        Manipulativne žene?

457
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:37,994
U pravu si.
    Svi uzmite češalj
    I sako za večeru.

458
00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:39,396
Idemo!

459
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:46,136
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    Institut za titlovanje
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